A guy is standing in front of his locker at the country club admiring a
golf ball he has in his hand. One of his golfing buddies says to him,
"What'd you do, get some new golf balls?"
And the guy says, "Would you believe that this is the greatest golf ball
ever made. You can't lose it. You hit it into the rough and it whistles.
You hit it into the woods and a bell inside goes off. If you drive it into
a lake, a big burst of steam shoots up six feet in the air for two
minutes."
And his friend says, "That's great. Where did you get it?"
