A Guy Sees A Fat Lady Carrying A Duck. The Guy Says, "What Are You Doing With That Pig?

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A guy sees a fat lady carrying a duck. The guy says, "What are you doing
with that pig?" The fat lady snorts, "That's not a pig, it's a duck." The
guy says, "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the duck."
-- Jack Carter

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