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• If a chicken and a half can lay and egg and a half in a day and a half on a nest and half
  how long will it take a little old red rooster sitting on a solid brass door knob to hatch a hardware store if the train is going East at forty miles an hour and the river is rising at six inches per hour in a strong cross wind?...
• I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
  Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 50 miles per hour?
  '. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• One time the police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Don't you know the speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?
  I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't going to be out that long." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Television sets are becoming very popular in automobiles these days.
  My uncle has a television set in his automobile, but it led into a little trouble....
• I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
  I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights....
• I don't like the idea that people can call you in your car.
  I think there's news you shouldn't get at sixty miles per hour....
• A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
  p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car....
• I was driving down the street at 100 miles per hour for no reason.
  The police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Why were you going so fast?...