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• Good day for water sports. Take a bath with a friend.
• Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
• The shower is the greatest invention. I don't like to take a bath.
  I don't like to wash my face in the water I've been sitting in. -- Lewis Grizzard...
• Please don't throw the baby out with the bath water.
• Save water. Shower with a friend.
• I think we just lost the baby with the bath water.
• Such a good friend that she will throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again.
  -- Charles Count Talleyrand (1754-1838)...
• A person should take a bath once in the summer, and not quite so often in the winter.
• You may be redneck... if you take a bath only once a week.