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• Apu: {[holds out a towel] Good morning, sir!} Home
  {Aah!} Apu: {Relax, please. You do not have anything I have not seen before....
• Arguments seem futile to me, for behind every argument I have ever heard lies the astounding ignorance of someone.
  -- Justice Louis D. Brandeis (1856-1941)...
• You deliver a good argument, but speaking personally, I'd rather have an exhibitionist nymphomaniac, especially one who looked like Julie Newmar.
  -- Jerry Boyajia...
• Lisa: Hi, I have a request. I would like you to do a tribute to Bleeding Gums Murphy, please.
  DJ: Aw, I'd love to, little sister, but we don't have his album....
• SMILEY :^D "Great! I like it!
• Burns: Oh please please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a good time.
  [to Smithers] Fire that man Smithers, I don't want him, or his unpleasant family to ruin my picnic....
• The most important thing in the programming language is the name.
  A language will not succeed without a good name....
• The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- D. Parke
• Durken: "I will have to say that this morning, I was the leader of the universe as I knew it.
  This afternoon, I am only a voice in a chorus. But I think it was a good day....