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Got My Uzi, Got Some Scotch...let's Go To Disneyland!
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Got my Uzi, got some Scotch...let's go to Disneyland!
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A crate of UZI's, a carton of whiskey...lets go to Disneyland!
...I got the blackbelt, you got the gun let's team up tonight, and have some fun...
Go get the bard off the floor. We got some killing to do.
At the back of the roadhouse they've got some bungalows.
.. and that's for the people who like to go down slow....
Got to go, I think a SCUD just landed in my livingroom.
QOTD: "I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got a job.
I had some morals, luckily, I got my money back.
I just got my wife some transportation.....great broom!
Otto: Please let me stay here. I've got nowhere else to go!
Homer: Forget it! That lie didn't work for my dad, and it's not going to work for you!...