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Otto: Please Let Me Stay Here. I've Got Nowhere Else To Go!
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Otto: Please let me stay here. I've got nowhere else to go!
Homer: Forget it! That lie didn't work for my dad, and it's not
going to work for you!
-- "Otto Show"
Related:
Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage....
Marge: What's going on? Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.
Marge: What conversation? Bart: [turns on a tape recorder] Tape...
Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....
Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...
Bart: Otto, I'm going to leap over Springfield Gorge on my skateboard.
Otto: You know, Bart, as the only adult here, I feel I should say something?...
Apu: Otto, do you know there's a small child inside your bus?
Otto: [sees Bart] Ooh, good thing you warned me. I was on my way to Mexico!...
Homer: Now just meet me back here after the show. Ba
Thanks, Dad. Sure you're not going to be bored? Home...
Let me just get my girlfriend, and I'll go. Hey, Crystal, wake up!
-- Otto leaves OFF's house, "You Only Move Twice...
Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other.
[chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!...