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• Nine times out of ten, in the arts as in life, there is actually no truth to be discovered
  there is only error to be exposed. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956), "Prejudices, Third Series", 1922...
• To prevent baldness, follow the few simple rules which are listed here
  1. Eat at least five ounces of parsnips each day, while standing on your head....
• Any college that would take your son he should be too proud to go to.
  - Erma Bombeck The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work....
• When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
• From the very beginning dogs set out to please their masters, not the other way around .
  .. They were put to work to perform a wide variety of chores....
• phase: 1. n. The offset of one's waking-sleeping schedule with respect to the standard 24-hour cycle
  a useful concept among people who often work at night and/or according to no fixed schedule....
• No art is less spontaneous than mine. What I do is the result of reflection and the study of the great masters.
  -- Edgar Dega...