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Graduate Cum Laude from Miskatonic University.
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enured graduate student n. One who has been in graduate school for 10 years (the usual maximum is 5 or 6)
a `ten-yeared' student (get it?). Actually, this term may be used of any grad student beginning in his seventh year....
enured graduate student: n. One who has been in graduate school for 10 years (the usual maximum is 5 or 6)
a `ten-yeared' student (get it?). Actually, this term may be used of any grad student beginning in his seventh year....