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• Graduate Cum Laude from Miskatonic University.
• I is a university student. -- Bumper Sticke
• This process can check if this value is zero, and if it is, it does something child-like.
  -- Forbes Burkowski, CS, University of Washingto...
• Bart: [with forced happiness] You believe me, don't you?
  You're my friend who believes me: sweet, trustworthy Milhouse....
• My inner child can beat up your inner child.
• My Kid beat up your HONOR STUDENT!!! Nyaaahhhh!
• The horror... the horror!
• The Truth Shall Make You Flee -- Miskatonic U. motto
• My brother is an only child. -- Bennett Cerf