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• Lettuce hail Caesar salad: We who are about to sigh dilute you.
• Option Paralysis: The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.
  [Often experienced when asked what kind of salad dressing one wants....
• Grand Slam Event: A honeymoon...
• And That alone is.
• Eyesburg Lettuce. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe
• Head Lettuce. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe
• LETTUCE, n. An herb of the genus _Lactuca_, "Wherewith," says that pious gastronome, Hengist Pelly, "God has been pleased to reward the good and punish the wicked.
  For by his inner light the righteous man has discerned a manner of compounding for it a dressing to the appetency whereof a multitude of gustible condiments conspire, being reconciled and ameliorated with profusion of oil, the entire comestible making glad the heart of the godly and causing his face to shine....
• Honeymoon - the morning after the knot before.
• HONEYMOON -- the grand opening of Beaver Dam.