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• I'm ten times the Krusty fan you are. I even have the Krusty Home-Pregnancy Test!
  -- Bart plans ahead, "I Love Lisa...
• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
  !" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
• I Can Bitch, I Voted, Can You?
• Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
  Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory?...
• Gravity isn't my fault. Hey, I voted for velcro.
• Hey, kids! Don't forget to watch my 29th Anniversary Show, featuring clips like this one of Sideshow Mel wacked out on wowie-sauce!
  -- Krusty, "I Love Lisa...
• Techie: Talking doll, take eight. Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.
  Oh, no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married....
• Krusty: Hi, kids! Who do you love? Kids: Krusty!
  Krusty: How much do you love me? [Bart and Lisa watch the show at home] Bart+Lisa+Kid...
• Now, for my favorite part of the show. ... [squinting] What's that say?
  -- Krusty, "I Love Lisa...