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• GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut? ARTHUR: We found them.
  GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!...
• GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse? ARTHUR: Yes!
  GUARD #1: You're using coconuts! ARTHUR: What?...
• ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
  ! GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory....
• GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
  GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point....
• ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
  GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?...
• clop clop] GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there? ARTHUR
  It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot....
• GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
  GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line. GUARD #2...
• What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
• GOD: That is your purpose Arthur ... the Quest for the Holy Grail .
  .. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...