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• Everyone stopping by with unsought-for advice will see your mistake.
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• Third Law of Advice: Simple advice is the best advice.
• Simple advice is the best advice. -- Third Law of Advice
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  -- Homer visits the school guidance counselor, "The Way We Wa...
• Lisa: Mom! Homer: Huh -- wha -- Lisa! What's up? Lisa
  I just had a bad dream! Homer: Oh, sure. You just lie down and tell me all about it....