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Ahhh, burritos?
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Ahhh! We're gonna die! Right?" -Fry "Right." -Bender "Ahhh!" -Fry
Ahhh! The country's safe! Congress is out of session!
Give them RADAR-GUIDED SKEE-BALL LANES and VELVEETA BURRITOS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Ahhh... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? -- Homer Simpso
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
-- Peter da Silva...
Homer: [stuffing himself] Ahhh! Bart: Eat around the banana, Dad.
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.. Can we talk here? Men don't understand ... For a woman to lie in those stirrups, is that the worst?...
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Naches (rhymes with Bach' us, with "Bach" pronounced like the composer) is what every Jewish parent wants from their children, lots of good returns, good grades, good spouse, good grandchildren.
So, now that you all understand naches, the joke...