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• Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another day at work!
  Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food....
• Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
  Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then?...
• Nothing you put in a banana split is as fattening as a spoon.
• Marge: Homer, I've made a special surprise just for you!
  Homer: It can only be one thing. [imagines a roast pig suggesting Homer eat his rump] Marge...
• Lisa: [annoyed] Dad! Homer: Yes, sweetheart? Lisa
  Obesity is really unhealthy; any doctor will tell you that....
• Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
  Lisa: Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some kind of food-crazed maniac....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: [snaps Homer's picture] Homer: Bart! Whaddaya doing!
  Bart: Sorry Dad, the answer to that is top secret. -- "Homer's Night Ou...
• I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.
  -- Homer Simpson King-Size Home...