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Ahhhh, I Really Like Men. Every Woman Should Own One.
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Ahhhh, I really like men. Every woman should own one.
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Women are great! Every man should own one!!!!!
Woman are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
-- W.C. Field...
For every woman murdered, *three* men are murdered.
I respect the institution of marriage. I have always thought that every woman should marry -- and no man.
-- Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothai...
So many men, so many opinions; every one his own way. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
Scientists still know less about what attracts men than they do about what attracts mosquitos.
-- Dr. Joyce Brothers, "What Every Woman Should Know About Me...
Scientists still know less about what attracts men than they do about what attracts mosquitoes.
-- Dr. Joyce Brothers, "What Every Woman Should Know About Me...
Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. -- Rabelai
I can learn to be my own best friend, but then I remember I don't really like me. -- Dan Goodma