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• Woman are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
  -- W.C. Field...
• Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
  -- W.C. Field...
• I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink.
  That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. -- W. C. Field...
• Ahhhh, I really like men. Every woman should own one.
• I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. -- W. C. Field
• Last week, I went to Philidelphia, but it was closed. -- W. C. Field
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....