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• NYMPHOMANIAC -- a groin-operated sex machine.
• This tagline luxuriantly hand-crafted from only the finest ANSI.
• A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever.
• PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor.
  It is operated by pressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience....
• Nick: Hi, everybody! Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick! Nick: If something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved!
  One hand washes the other. Oh, that reminds me!...
• There are many things to be remembered when making friends with the animals in the zoo.
  In the first place they dislike gloves, and a gloved hand is far more likely to be bitten than a naked one....
• War is Capitalism with the gloves off.
• Cold hands, no gloves.
• Rubber gloves come in very handy.