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Handymen like good screws.
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Nothing screws up a good story like an eyewitness.
HANDYMEN do it with whatever is available
Machinists make the best screws.
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
Has a few screws loose. Otherwise ok!
Ross Perot has several screws loose.
Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
[laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
Life is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it.
With a name like CHOCOLATE, it's got to be good!