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• Happiness, n.: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• happiness, adv: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
• Bride, n.: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• ACCORD, n. Harmony. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• IMPUNITY, n. Wealth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• TRUCE, n. Friendship. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary