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• Happy is he who dashes the heads of his enemy's children against rocks.
• David was just a shepherd who liked to get his rocks off in leather.
• Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
  However, soon after the weather turned cold, the sparrow changed his mind and reluctantly started to fly south....
• Carl: Oh no! He's going over the falls! Lenny: Oh good.
  He snagged that tree branch. Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!...
• Mankind...The public enemy's not the man who speaks his mind. -- Anthrax
• Happy the man, and happy he alone, He who can call to-day his ow
  He who, secure within, can say, To-morrow, do thy worst, for I have liv'd to-day....
• Did you hear that David of the Bible was nothing but a young man who used leather to get his rocks off.