Carl: Oh no! He's going over the falls!
Lenny: Oh good. He snagged that tree branch.
Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good. He can grab onto them pointy rocks.
Carl: Oh no! Them rocks broke his arms and legs.
Lenny: Oh good. Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him.
Carl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants.
[Homer rushes toward a dam with a giant turbine]
Smithers: Good Lord...he'll be sucked into the turbine!
[Homer swirls around then gets sucked in]
[the workers gasp, then bow their heads]
Burns: [rolling down window] Smithers, who was that corpse?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, Sir. [sniffs] One of the finest, bravest men
ever to grace sector 7G. [sobs]
[in a normal voice] I'll cross him off the list.
[at the top of the falls, Bart and Homer chuckle]
Bart: That dummy worked like a charm, Dad.
Homer: Best 600 bucks I ever spent. Come on, boy: we've earned this
Saturday, now let's make the most of it!
-- Pure genius, "Mother Simpson"
