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Has a slow clock.
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You can bet your life on the fact that a clock in the workplace, running slow, will be corrected before the end of the first day.
She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring - they applaud.
May your clock run slow, your heart fast, your bile over, your wife away, your nose always.
So slow he has to speed up to stop.
One's roommate (who has early classes) has an alarm clock that is louder than God's own.
It is a mite discouraging when someone has an hourglass figure and a face that would stop a clock.
I won 't ever grow up. My biological clock has a snooze alarm.
My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off.. It has noiseless DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...