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Has The IQ Of A Salad Bar / Ice Cube.
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Has the IQ of a salad bar / ice cube.
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Has a room temperature IQ.
The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared? -- Lily Tomli
Ice cream has no bones.
Marge: [removing an ice cube tray filled with notes reading "Fill Me"] Well, duh.
With what, Ned? [removes note, revealing another note reading "With Water"] Mmm....
Has an IQ of 2, and it takes 3 to grunt.
My mother is from Iceland and my father is from Cuba. I guess that makes me an Ice Cube.
What's big and green, lives in a swamp, and has an IQ of 140? A platoon of marines.
Auntie Mame She has the I.Q. of a dead flashlight battery. --Rosalind Russel