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Salad Bar? But There's No Beer?
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Has the IQ of a salad bar / ice cube.
A skeleton walked into a bar and said, Hi, can I have a beer and a mop?
I am Norm of Borg. Bar tabs are futile, beer will be assimilated.
When you got to a bar, you can pick up a beer. -- Women vs. Bee
Barney: [discovers the salad bar] Hey, what's this?
Moe: A sneeze guard. Barney: [sneezes, spewing snot all over the sneeze guard] Wow, it really works!...
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. -- Emo Phillip
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Beer.
When you go to a beer, <hic> you can always pick up a bar <hic>.
Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
-- real standing law in North Dakota, United States of America...