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• Have a good meal today: eat a minotaur.
• It is a good rule of health that tells us that we should eat not one ounce more at any given meal than we are able to bench press easily.
• Have you done your "good turn" today?
• Are humans good to eat Daddy?
• Cat: Fish! Food machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme.
  Enjoy your meal! Cat: Fish! Food machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme....
• Beware of the minotaur. He's very horny!
• It is almost sure death to eat cucumbers and drink milk at the same meal. -- H. L. Mencke
• It's so nice not to have to cook. -- Marge enjoys a meal in prison, "Marge in Chai