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Have A Good Meal Today: Eat A Minotaur.
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Have a good meal today: eat a minotaur.
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Have a good meal today: eat a minotaur.
It is a good rule of health that tells us that we should eat not one ounce more at any given meal than we are able to bench press easily.
Have you done your "good turn" today?
Are humans good to eat Daddy?
Cat: Fish! Food machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme.
Enjoy your meal! Cat: Fish! Food machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme....
Beware of the minotaur. He's very horny!
It is almost sure death to eat cucumbers and drink milk at the same meal. -- H. L. Mencke
It's so nice not to have to cook. -- Marge enjoys a meal in prison, "Marge in Chai