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Have You Ever Wanted To Go Home And Kick The Kids???
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Have you ever wanted to go home and kick the kids??? Get help!!!
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PRO: You won't be around to get bothered by kids in a nursing home.
CON: You can't go to your local nursing home and bother the old people....
Don't ever have sex with someone in your office. Wait until you get home.
0023 Have you ever wanted to download pizza? -- from THE HACKER TEST
Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?...
If you ever wanted *mindful* drivel, this is it.
PISCES (Feb.19 - Mar.20) You will get some very interesting news of a promotion today.
It will go to someone in the office you dislike and will be the job you wanted....
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
Did you ever have one of those nights where you didn't want to go out .
.. but your hair looked too good to stay home? -- Jack Simmo...
You should go home.