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Have You, In Fact, Got Any Cheese Here At All?
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Have you, in fact, got any cheese here at all?
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At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today. -- Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity
Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity: At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today.
Judge: Mr. Hutz, we've been in here for four hours.
Do you have any evidence at all? Hutz: Well, your Honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture, those are _kinds_ of evidence....
You... do *have* some cheese, don't you?
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Bart: I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused you, Krusty, but you know, my mom says God never closes a door without opening a window.
Krusty: No offense, kid, but your mom's a dingbat!...
Sex is about as important as a cheese sandwich. But a cheese sandwich, if you ain't got one to put in your belly, is extremely important.
-- Ian Dury...
A man is walking down the street when he sees a man with four arms, and antennae coming out of his head.
He goes up to him and says, "You're not from around here, are you?...