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• Hutz: My client's film predates all of those things your Honor.
  Lawyer: Oh _yes_! I've forgotten! Your famous film, the one you destroyed before the trial and haven't been able to find another copy of!...
• Hutz: Now, Mr. Lampwick, when Mr. Myers stole your character.
  .. Lawyer: Objection. Judge: Sustained. Hutz: Urgh!...
• Hutz: All right, gentlemen, I'll take your case. But I'm going to have to ask for a thousand-dollar retainer.
  Bart: A thousand dollars? But your ad says "No money down"....
• Hutz: [walking around a corner] Well, I didn't win.
  Here's your pizza. Marge: But we _did_ win! Hutz...
• Bart: Keep the trial going, I'll be right back. Hutz
  Your Honor, I'd like to call all of my surprise witnesses again....
• Hutz: Are you saying, _under oath_ Mr. Myers, that your father didn't steal any of the characters associated with your studio?
  Myers: Well, I don't think I _am_ under oath, but....
• Judge: Case dismissed! Hutz: Your honor... Do I still get paid?
  -- Pro bono pocketo, "Bart the Murdere...
• Inadmissible: Not competent to be considered. Said of certain kinds of testimony which juries are supposed to be unfit to be entrusted with
  and which judges, therefore, rule out, even of proceedings before themselves alone....
• Hutz: Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election?
  Bob: No, I did not. Hutz: [pause] Kids, help. [the judge shrugs] Bob...