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It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn't too good either if you speak when your head is empty.
Beer always gives good head. -- Women vs. Bee
If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head.
Whilst thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head. -- William Shakespeare
A good education is usually harmful to a dancer. A good calf is better than a good head.
-- Agnes De Millele...
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Certainly not! Bart: Uh, ma'am? What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated....
Well, once again my friend, we find that science is a two-headed beast.
One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other modern conveniences,....