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  What's going on here? Hello, mister? Hello, hello?...
• Lisa: Dad, you did it! I am so proud of you. Kid
  The switchboards are lighting up! Everyone: Yay! Kid...
• Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
  Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
• Krusty: [dials 1-900-SEX-CHAT] Voice: You've reached the Party Line!
  In a moment, you'll be connected to a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women!...
• Malloy: And little Lisa: here's your saxophone. Lisa
  Thank you. And thank you, Dad. You got it back -- just like you said you would....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: Hello, Police? Are you sitting down? Good!
  I wish to report a robbery. Wiggum: [bored] A robbery, right....
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. -- Robert M. Hutchi