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• It's getting very bad, boys. We don't blow up trucks anymore.
  -- Denis Leary from "Are you Man enough?...
• I think the death of macho is easily located on a very recent map.
  -- Denis Leary from "Are you Man enough?...
• Macho is a very slippery thing. You don't read about it, you don't write about it, you don't even know the correct spelling of the word.
  In a vain attempt to keep some semblance of masculinity, I didn't research the roots of the word while writing this article, but I can only assume that "macho" comes from "machismo," which sounds a hell of a lot like machine....
• The stop sign which caused this action appeared there recently and was new to me.
  It cause me great alarm and when I am watching its pole, I note the sign is too low for the car, which is why it destroy the windshield....
• I bought this thing for my car. You put it on your car, it sends out this little noise, so when you drive through the woods, deer won't run in front of your car.
  I installed it backwards by accident. Driving down the street with a herd of deer chasing me....
• HEALTH: Never go to the hospital or visit a doctor.
  If you have a stroke, keep drinking and act like you prefer to use only one side of your body....
• DIET: meat, cigarettes, meat, booze, meat, and coffee.
  In case of aneurysm or alcohol-induced coma, see "HEALTH....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• I know of no driving manual which suggests that passengers depart from the cabin of the car when going around the corner at such speeds.
  When this happened, I took evasive action, and that is when I wiped out those other five cars, the bus and the branch bank office....