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Her Own Mother Lived The Latter Years Of Her Life In The Horrible Suspicion That Electricity Was Dripping Invisibly All Over The House.
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Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible
suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house.
-- James Thurber
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