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• But when the sun in all his state Illumed the eastern skies, She passed through Glory's morning-gate, And walked in Paradise.
  -- James Aldrich (1810-1856) -- A Death-Bed...
• The garden is in mourning; The rain falls cool among the flowers.
  Summer shivers quietly On its way towards its end....
• She offered her honor. He honored her offer. And all night long it was honor and offer!
• Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
  It followed her through rain or snow, lightning, sleet or hail....
• Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
  It followed her through rain or snow, lightning, sleet or hail....
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• I began many years ago, as so many young men do, in searching for the perfect woman.
  I believed that if I looked long enough, and hard enough, I would find her and then I would be secure for life....
• Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
• Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she isn't. -- Lazarus Long