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I Wouldn't Shoot Him If I Were You. It Will Just Make Him Mad.
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I wouldn't shoot him if I were you. It will just make him mad.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad. -- Oliver Wendell Holme
He's alive, Jim. Should I shoot him again?
You don't go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with rabies, you take a gun and shoot him.
-- Pat Robertson, TV Evangelist, about Muammar Kadhafy...
The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
-- Chesterto...
A friend told me to shoot first and ask questions later.
I was going to ask him why, but I had to shoot him. -- John Wayne on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-I...
A man is only as big as things that make him mad. -- Henri Helanto
Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again....
Hank: Stop him! He's supposed to die! [Homer jumps on Bont who was running past him] Nice work, Homer!
Am I proud of you. Homer: [shy] Well... Hank: When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your house....
I just want to shoot it, yes I do!