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He's So Nervous That He Wears A Seat Belt In A Drive-in Movie. -- Neil Simo
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He's so nervous that he wears a seat belt in a drive-in movie.
-- Neil Simon
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He is against the Democrats for what they stand for and against the Republicans because they don't stand for what they should....
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Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....