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Mummy: "Heavens To Burgitroid, What Is That Detestable Little Yard Ape Doing In My Movie.
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Mummy: "Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard
ape doing in my movie. He's ruining it."
Simon: "You should see what he does to my bedroom."
-- "Scariest Home Videos", Eerie Indiana
Related:
Mummy: "What did you say this projector in a bottle is called?
Marshall: "Television." Mummy: "Truly dreadful invention....
My brain is very important to me. That's why I'm super careful about what I put into the little laboratory on my neck.
-- Marshall, Zombies in PJs, Eerie Indiana...
In Eerie, Indiana, when you scrape away the surface weirdness, what you find is .
.. more weirdness. -- Eerie Indiana...
A girl - cool? What's so cool about a girl?" -- Simon, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana
Mr. Wilson told me he gets the money from a big slurpy fund, like all the government guys.
-- Simon, "The ATM Machine", Eerie Indiana...
Hi, I'm Simon. Are you a girl or a lady?
-- Simon (to Melanie), "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana...
A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games.
"You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said....
He's our leader! The wisest of us all! At least, that's what my parents always say.
-- Just another misguided super-ape from BLUE DEVIL...
Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy! BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to 7G06, BG playing on the bridge] BG...