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• I have two very rare photographs: one is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his ca
  he other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child....
• I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
  The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.
  I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours....
• I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -- Steven Wrigh
• I once got caught copying an exam in the back of the class.
  .. I guess the teacher must have heard the Xerox machine. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. -- Steven Wrigh
• I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold outside.
  The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees today,' and I said 'Oops....
• Today I...........No, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wrigh