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• OS/2 SKYWAYS The terminal is almost empty, with only a few prospective passengers milling about.
  Airline personnel walk around, apologising profusely to customers in hushed voices, pointing from time to time to the sleek, powerful jets outside the terminal on the field....
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• Fight or flight.
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• The following appeared in a letter from the mayor of Tudor City.
  "After a major airline chose Yorkville as its regional flight hub, the number of businesses in that city almost doubled and local tax revenue increased by 50 percent....
• WINGS of OS/400 The airline has bought ancient DC-3s, arguably the best and safest planes that ever flew and painted 747 on their tails to make them look as if they are fast.
  The flight attendants, of course, attend to your every need, though the drinks cost $...