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• MAC AIRWAYS The cashiers, flight attendants, and pilots all look the same, feel the same and act the same.
  When asked questions about the flight they reply that you don't want to know, don't need to know, and would you please return to your seat and watch the movie....
• OS/2 SKYWAYS The terminal is almost empty, with only a few prospective passengers milling about.
  Airline personnel walk around, apologising profusely to customers in hushed voices, pointing from time to time to the sleek, powerful jets outside the terminal on the field....
• WINDOWS '95 AIRLINES The terminal is very neat and clean, the attendants are all very attractive and the pilots very capable.
  The fleet is immense. After your plane arrives 6 months late, you begin to wonder why it has not arrived yet....
• This is an especially good time for you vacationers who plan to fly
  because the Reagan administration, as part of the same policy under which it recently sold Yellowstone National Park to Wayne Newton, has "deregulated" the airline industry....
• Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail.
  That's democracy for you. Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir....
• MVS AIRLINES The passengers all gather in the hanger, watching hundreds of technicians check the flight systems on this immense, luxury aircraft.
  This plane has at least 10 engines and seats over 1,000 passengers....
• Skinner: [to Lisa] The Grand Exulted Leader requests a moment of your time.
  [claps hands] Class dismissed! Children: Yay! Hoove...
• Whenever possible, avoid airlines which have anyone's first name in their titles, like Bob's International Airline or Air Fred.
  -- "Miss Piggy...