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• Brave Sir Robin ran away, Bravely ran away,away When danger reared its ugly head
  He bravely turned his tail and fled Yes, Brave Sir Robin turned about And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet He beat a very brave retreat Bravest of the brave Sir Robin Petrified of being dead Soiled his pants then brave Sir Robin Turned away and fled....
• His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off, And his penis split .
  .. and his ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• LAUNCELOT: At last! A call! A cry of distress ..
  . (he draws his sword, and turns to CONCORDE) Concorde!...
• Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot, He was not afraid to die
  Oh Brave Sir Robin, He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin....
• BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you!
  ARTHUR takes his last leg off. The BLACK KNIGHT's body lands upright....
• An extraordinary TALL KNIGHT in all black (possibly John with Mike on his shoulders) walks out from the dark trees.
  He is extremely fierce and gruesome countenance....
• INSPECTOR END OF FILM: Move along. There's nothing to see!
  Keep moving! [Suddenly he notices the cameras....
• FIRST GUARD: Ah! Now ... we're not allowed to ... SIR LAUNCELOT runs him through, grabs his spear and stabs the other guard who collapses in a heap.
  Hiccoughs quietly. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• ARTHUR: If you do not open these doors, we will take this castle by force .
  .. [A bucket of slops land on ARTHUR. He tries to retain his dignity....