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ARTHUR: If You Do Not Open These Doors, We Will Take This Castle By Force .
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ARTHUR: If you do not open these doors, we will take this castle by force ...
[A bucket of slops land on ARTHUR. He tries to retain his dignity.]
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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ARTHUR: What are you going to do. bleed on me? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Another bucket of what can only be described as human ordure hits ARTHUR.
ARTHUR: ... Right! (to the KNIGHTS) That settles it! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here.
Oh -- how d'you do? ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady....
TALL KNIGHT: We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR: All right! What do you want? TALL KNIGHT...
ARTHUR: Listen, old crone! Unless you tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will .
.. we will say Ni! CRONE: Do your worst! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy! [hah] [parry thrust] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off] ARTHUR
Victory is mine!...
ARTHUR: Who are you? TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord? WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune....
ARTHUR: No, hang on! Just answer the five questions .
.. GALAHAD: Three questions ... ARTHUR: Three questions ....