His Head Smashed In, And His Heart Cut Out, And His Liver Removed, And His Bowels Unplugged, And His Nostrils Raped, And His Bottom Burned Off, And His Penis Split .

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His head smashed in, and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off,
And his penis split ... and his ...
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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