His Head Smashed In, And His Heart Cut Out,
And His Liver Removed, And His Bowels Unplugged,
And His Nostrils Raped, And His Bottom Burned Off,
And His Penis Split .
His head smashed in, and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off,
And his penis split ... and his ...
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away,away
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, Brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave Sir Robin
Petrified of being dead
Soiled his pants then brave Sir Robin
Turned away and fled....