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Hey, Flaming Carrot!... What Makes You So Brave?" "It's My Birthday.
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"Hey, Flaming Carrot!... What makes you so brave?"
"It's my birthday. Now get outta here!"
-- FLAMING CARROT
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His super power is to turn into a scotch terrier." -- Flaming Carro
I am FLAMING CARROT! Even best friends fear me a little!
I loved you... loved you as much as any American used car dealer could.
.." -- Uncle Billy laments in FLAMING CARROT COMICS...
Brother against brother!... Friend against friend!
! DENTIST against DENTIST!!!" -- Things go from bad to worse in FLAMING CARROT...
I shot 'em in the ears and blew their brains out! I invented that! -- FLAMING CARROT
I am out there saving the world from Commies and Martians who will eat your feet.
.. and he's making peanut brittle in my washer!" -- The Flaming Carrot bitches......
Gosh, Dr. Heller... even your Death Ray doesn't work!
"By Gar! How do you kill a dead dog?" -- Flaming Carrot and Dr....
Each Man must stand on his own!... Must answer to his own God!
... I will probably WIN though... -- Flaming Carro...
Calling all units! Leading monster stampede through the bottomlands to lower forty!
... Set up ambush on flanks!... Also, do not shoot me!...