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• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
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• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving you?
  Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...
• You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. -- Saul Bellow
• Marge: Come on, everybody, it's time to go. Home
  OK, stupid. Marge: Homer, you've got to stop insulting everyone, especially your boss!...