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Hi! I'm Barney! Will You Be My **CHOMP**
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Hi! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP**
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Hi, Mr. Rex! I'm Barney!...I love you...you love m.....*CHOMP!!!!*
Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your barbeque.
Homer: Ohh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!...
Barney: Next, they're going to show _my_ movie. Ba
_You_ made a movie? Barney: _I_ made a movie? No wonder I was on the cover of "Entertainment Weekly"....
Hi! My name is Dick and I am a vaginaholic.
Barney: My friend [Moe] and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
Patty: [maces him] Barney: Waugh! [belch] Ooh, wow!...
I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
Homer: Well, here I am, right on time. I don't see Barney "Let's crash the rocket into the White House and kill the President" Gumble.
.. Assistant: Actually, he's been here since sunrise....
If you think Barney's a pain in the ass then you haven't met my ex!
If you think Barney's a pain, then you haven't met my wife!