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• Smithers: Uh, hello. You got a "Help Wanted" sign on the window?
  Moe: Yeah, I need someone to help me with the midnight beer delivery....
• Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
  Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
• Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
  Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• Barney: And I say, England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
  Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!! Barney: Lord Palmerston!...
• Moe: C'mon, Homer, do it for your old pal Moesy. Barney
  But Moe, yesterday you called Homer a worthless sack of -- Moe...
• Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
  Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....