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Hi, I'm Simon. Are You A Girl Or A Lady?
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"Hi, I'm Simon. Are you a girl or a lady?"
-- Simon (to Melanie), "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana
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A girl - cool? What's so cool about a girl?" -- Simon, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana
Hey buddy, wanta go look for UFO's?" -- Marshall to Simon, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana
I'll show you fun. Simon, let the games begin. -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana
The problem with losing stuff is that it always happens when you're not watching.
Of course if you were watching I guess the stuff wouldn't get lost, would it....
In the meantime, one false move and Simon here becomes vice-presidential.
-- Dash X, No Brain, No Pain, Eerie Indiana...
Philately can be a very rewarding pastime if you give it a chance.
Stamps are beautiful. They're a good investment....
Mummy: "Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie.
He's ruining it." Simon: "You should see what he does to my bedroom....
Just remember little paper boy - love's a heart breaker.
-- Elvis, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana...
Mr. Wilson told me he gets the money from a big slurpy fund, like all the government guys.
-- Simon, "The ATM Machine", Eerie Indiana...